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Ok here are a few quotes I found....would love to hear some more from everyone....
Sheldon: You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.

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Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

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Leonard: I just know that moving all day can be stressful and I just thought that good neighbors and some Indian food might be just what you need... plus, curry is a natural laxative and I don't need to tell you that a clean colon is one less thing to worry about.

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Sheldon: Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.

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Leonard: [discussing Sheldon's work] At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions to get the math to work.
Sheldon: I didn't invent them. They're there.
Leonard: Yeah? In what universe?
Sheldon: In all of them, that's the point!

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Leonard: Why did you just flash freeze a banana?
Leslie: I'm having it with my cereal and I couldn't find a knife.

LOL the Best Show on TV!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Stacey on February 11, 2008 at 3:42pm: I do not remember the exact quote, but in the show where Penny is practicing her Bartending skills and Sheldon orders a Virgin, diet Cuba Libre (which is a diet coke)...that is so funny!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Curtis Fox on February 11, 2008 at 4:26pm: Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: You need to order a drink so I can practice.
Sheldon: Okay. I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's a Rum and Coke without the Rum.
Sheldon: Yes. And can you make that diet please.
Penny: There's one in the refrigerator.
Sheldon: A Cuba Libre usually comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Then swim to Cuba.
Sheldon: (going to the fridge) Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.

I like the one at the real bar too...

Sheldon: I'll have a Virgin Cuba Libre ... diet please ... in a tall glass ... with a lime wedge.
Penny: Oh, I'll wedge it right in there for you.

ROTF!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Stacey on February 11, 2008 at 4:31pm: LOL Yes, that's it! That is my favorite show so far!!! Thank you so much.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Donald on February 16, 2008 at 12:52pm: Howard and Penny meet for the first time.

Howard: Enchante Mademoiselle. Howard Wolowitz, Caltech department of applied physics. You may be familiar with some of my work, It's currently orbiting Jupiter's largest moon, taking high resolution digital photographs.
Penny: Penny. I work at the Cheesecake Factory.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Library Dragon on February 18, 2008 at 11:27am: Can't exactly quote this because it is a visual. As far as I am concerned, Leonard holding up the sarcasm sign for Sheldon is the funniest moment in the entire series so far. It would have made me snort milk out of my nose if I could drink milk. Will have to try it with soy milk next time I see the episode.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jen on February 18, 2008 at 11:36am: That is a favorite in our house....we now say "you have a sign?!"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Donald on February 18, 2008 at 12:42pm: Communication Breakdown - Sheldon needs info about the tie hanging on Leonard's bedroom door.

Penny: Oh, hey Sheldon, what's going on?
Sheldon: I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics.
Penny: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols. It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics.
Penny: Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaining yourself, but you're really not.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by schrodingers box? on February 19, 2008 at 4:20pm: leonard: Why dont you just tell people your a zebra?
sheldon:Well why dont you tell people your one of the seven dwarfes?
leonard:Because im frodo
sheldon:Yes, well, im the Doppler effect

this is the best show ever cant wait for season two
Sheldon rules; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Paula Taylor on February 20, 2008 at 3:50pm: Absolofreakinlootly. But your punctuation, my boy. Sheldon would have a hissy fit.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by schrodingers box? on February 20, 2008 at 4:56pm: yes well i'm a physicist not an english teacher; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Joan on February 21, 2008 at 10:11pm: lol what a great comeback schrodingers box, I also love it that everytime Sheldon tries to get people to guess he's the doppler effect he makes a sound like a speeding racecar and no one has a clue what he's talking about; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Curtis Fox on February 21, 2008 at 11:12pm: Leonard: Why don't you tell people you're a zebra?
Sheldon: Why don't you tell people you're a dwarf? (or something similar)
Leonard: Because I'm a Hobbit.
Sheldon: Right. And I'm the Doppler Effect.

Penny's Ex-Boyfriend: What are you? A zebra?
Sheldon: (to Leonard) Another child left behind.

Part of what really makes this Doppler Effect episode so funny for me is I work on weather equipment that uses the Doppler Effect to report wind speed and direction. It use to use a mechanical instrument that included a propeller blade to measure wind speed. Now there are no moving parts, just three elements (and associate computer equipment) each reporting the effective change in frequency from what is transmitted. Very cool, and much more reliable.; ▶ Reply to This